Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How are mountains able to see?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do fireflies start a race?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What does Santa order at the bar?