Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which fly makes films?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which former US President was always cold?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?