What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's the king of all school supplies?