What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do cows like to dance to?
How do amoebas make calls?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you do when two snails fight?