Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?