What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?