Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What game do bats excel at?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?