Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?