How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?