What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
Where does Superman park his cars?
What was the first animal in space?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What makes music in your hair?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?