What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How did the tree get lost?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How much does freedom weigh?