Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
They are in a stable relationship.
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
How do bees get to school?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?