Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Who invented fractions?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the beaver say to the tree?