Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How does a witch play loud music?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?