Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What bird is always sad?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How does a witch play loud music?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?