What game does chlorine never lose?
Which family member is always relieved?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How do fireflies start a race?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?