What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?