What does winter fat turn into?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What snacks always have the best tan?