Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which is the worst season?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?