Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Who is God's favorite superhero?