What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?