What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?