Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
How does a penguin build its house?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?