What makes pirates such good singers?
What did March say to the madness?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's the holiest insect?