What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do insects learn at school?