What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why was the math book sad?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call hiking college students?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was the dairy grumpy?