What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
When does a horse talk?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which state is the cleanest?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.