Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?