Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?