How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What tea do footballers drink?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How did the tree get lost?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was the fish so smart?