What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What game do mice love to play?