What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What fairy loves to count?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?