Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why are baseball games at night?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?