What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?