What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What animals make the best students?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How do bears keep cool?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why was the math book sad in winter?