Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why are basketball courts always wet?