What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where do actors go to pray?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a sad latte?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
A book just fell on my head.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?