Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?