Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do baseball players love bowling?