What do you call a small mom?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do math teachers love March?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What kind of music do planets like?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?