What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How do fleas travel?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What tea do footballers drink?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What fairy loves to count?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?