What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?