What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which cats have the best manners?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the elk have great hair?