What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How is life like toilet paper?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How do you cut the ocean in two?