What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
When do cows get tired?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call an angry monkey?