What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does a dog say before eating?
It's allergy season again?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?