Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?