Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What fish only swims at night?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?