What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?