Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do books sleep?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?