What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where do hamsters come from?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What bee is good for your health?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Want to hear a joke about construction?