What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why do bees gossip?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Surprise!!!!
Why are ghosts always single?