What do teachers do during summer break?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do hamsters come from?
Which hot drink loves golf?
It's allergy season again?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?