What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why do math teachers love March?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?