What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why was the cow afraid?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?