What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do insects learn at school?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which big cat loves to drive?