Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?