Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
How are mountains able to see?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How long do chickens work?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?