Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where do they produce Christian films?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?