Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is a table you can eat?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you give a pony with a cold?