What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What is the definition of Robin?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?