Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do elves learn in school?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?