What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
A big missed steak.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was the dog so popular?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?