What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?