Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do insects learn at school?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a frog's favorite sport?