Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?