Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Families are like fudge.