Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did summer say to spring?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?