What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?