What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Catcher!
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?