Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where does food go to take a nap?