Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Where do stars go to college?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?