My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are turtles so shy?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's the opposite of irony?
Who invented fractions?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's the politest month?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What building always gets stains on it?