Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?