What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?