What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
How do billboards talk?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do bees buzz?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What school subject really rocks?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Which singer could always break a five?