Why did the barber win the race?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is the color of the wind?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why is money so stubborn?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?