What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?